Kevin

The person at the lunch table who has so much food and doesn’t share any of it. they usually get picked on by the group and the result is there food being stolen.
FUCKING KEVIN, he has 10 sandwiches and won’t give me one. What a fatass.
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Kevin is a kid that would curse out anybody like teachers and principals in front of everybody he is a kid that is not scared to do anything.
"That kid is curing at the teacher." "I think its kevin
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A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.
That guy is really cool and sexy! What a Kevin!
by kevando June 21, 2009
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Kevin is the meaning of being gae.
“Damn bro you see that guy over there??”
“Yea he must be a Kevin he looks totally gae.”
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v to be obnoxiously loud and ritually screaming animal noises.
(Looks at screen) Woah! That guy is really kevin-ing it right now!
Dude, that guy is you when you were drunk.
by HeyJayMDud January 19, 2018
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Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll
Kevin is so weird
by Mr ottigali September 09, 2019
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