When you’re snorting phat slugs of ketamine and you feel the moments just before you k hole
‘Your kettled cunt’
‘Your kettled cunt’
‘Your kettled cunt’
by Y0UR10N1C3 September 28, 2025
Get the Kettledmug. by Getato February 2, 2021
Get the Kettle dickmug. 
When the person receiving anal is constipated and after a good butt pounding they have a long squeaky butt queef that results in a shart.
I was giving Brenda anal to help her out with her back door blockage and she fudge kettled all over my sheets.
by Kizz8lyn July 19, 2022
Get the Fudge kettlemug. Best ever fun time snack; perfect mixture of sweet and salty popcorn made in Southside Virginia. Perfectly popped kernals that create a great tasting snack
by popcorn king January 5, 2019
Get the Poppa Bear's Kettle Kornmug. Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone
by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016
Get the Kettle Dodgermug. when one individual licks another individuals butthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.
PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky
PERSON B) why bro?
PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle
PERSON B) did you let her?
PERSON A) DUH RETARD
PERSON B) why bro?
PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle
PERSON B) did you let her?
PERSON A) DUH RETARD
by pope dope the 2nd April 15, 2010
Get the bejing tea kettlemug.