Smithy's Kaff

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.

Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!

by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022

Appeal to Kaffir Fallacy

An Appeal to Kaffir Fallacy is when someone (usually a Muslim) appeals to a disbeliever as a source instead of citing their own.

Guy Named Retirement: You cannot kill children in Islam
Guy Named Kay: What's the source?
Guy Named Retirement: Wally knows the source
Guy Named Kay" Aye! That's an Appeal to Kaffir Fallacy!

by wallacewest October 19, 2025

King Street Kraffufel

A person or persons, who look for 2 homeless people on a “king street”. Once 2 homeless people have been found the person or persons make the homeless people fight to the death and then force the winner of the fight to fuck the dead homeless person.

Yo Berlin want to go pull a king street kraffufel

by Ice truck gooner November 15, 2025

Lt. Kaffee

Someone who can't handle the truth

Lt. Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

by JurbanDic April 9, 2020