JUMBO JIZZ JANUARY

(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud

Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”

by VENIN#5293 October 13, 2021

jumbo vision

the ability to look far into the future; farsightedness.

We need such leaders as are gifted with jumbo vision.

by uttam maharjan March 11, 2010

Jumbo

Yes

uh yes my name is jumbo

by Jenifer one n May 14, 2019

Jumbo tango

An extra large can of pop (tango most of the time, sometimes orange, sometimes apple and even juice berry on the odd occassion)

"A can of jumbo tango please, could u make it juiceberry u fucking asshole, last time i was hear u gave me fucking wanky apple, i hate u, ur a fucking animal."

by Faz February 13, 2004

Jumbo Fuck

A drink made up of a large lemonade, every kind of flavor syrup possible and lots of liquor. Invented at Shambhala 2015 by the accidental ordering of a jumbo lemonade with every flavor and a fuckton of liquor added to it.

Jumbo Fuck a Butt Funnel

by JumboFucker April 2, 2017

the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.

Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL

by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018

Jumbo

The 36th President of the United States of America. Most notable for his Civil Rights legislation, his “Great Society” program of domestic reforms, and the escalation of America’s involvement in the Vietnam War.

“I’ve gotta take ol’ Jumbo here and give him some exercise. I wonder who I’ll fuck tonight”

by scrub_thugman June 17, 2024