juggling iz cool

an absolute banger song on helluva boss series 2 episode 7 by tom cardy and vivziepop
it goes like

We've certainly got some quality audience tonight folks
Will mister 10 years running come out on top
Or is it time for f r e s h m e a t?

JUGGLING IS OBJECTIVELY COOL
OUR RETURNING CHAMP IS NOBODYS FOOL
BUT WHATS THIS
THE TWINS BRING IT UP TO THE WIRE
ALSO THEYRE ON FIRE
THATS POINTS FOR STYLE (points for style)
THE CROWD GOES WILD (crowd goes wild)
ITS THE PIE GAG AND THE TWINS WANA TASTE
BUT WHATS THIS
HITS FIZZ IN THE FACE
HE TAKES THE CAKE AND HE EATS IT TOO
HES HUNGRY TO WIN AND HES COVERED IN GOO
THATS POINTS FOR CREAM. THE CROWD SCREAMS
BABABALLOONS HES PUMPING EM OUT FROM WHERE IM SITTING I CAN HEAR THE CROWD
NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS ARE HERE
THEYRE FULL OF SIN AND THEYRE HERE TO WIN
holy moly
things are not looking good for fizzarolli (aka rizzarolli)

what am i doing with my life? that was all from memory
mammon is a big christmas tree :3

helluva boss fan 1: yo you know that s2 ep7 banger?
helluva boss fan 2: wait the one that’s like ‘AWWUUU FUCK YOUU’
helluva boss fan 1: nah that’s 2 minutes notice. i’m talking about juggling iz cool
helluva boss fan 2: ohhh the one that’s like- FROM WHERE AM SITTING U CAN HEAR THE CROWD… NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS R HERE!!
helluva boss fan 1: y uh

by kindacrustyandmusty January 20, 2024

Learn how to juggle

To say learn how to juggle is to do more than one thing at once or to save time for one and time for another this can also go for spending time for people

Jack:Bro learn how to juggle time with the boys and you girl

by Biglongshlongsilver January 7, 2023

Jugglings

An enlarged lesbian, who happens to like alcohol in and around her mouth.

"Please know that I love you all, and I really am so sorry. I'm sure I could be remembered as just another blogger, whose spooky glazed look in th webcam seems all too familiar to a few, but I'm not. I'm not like the others. I'm a Jugglings, and I'm like you. I'm also, and this is important: I'm a big lesbian who likes drinking."

by Tanksly December 14, 2021

jugglings

Big lesbian who likes drinking

That blogger with the spooky glazed look is a 'jugglings'.

by thePeacemaker7 December 14, 2021

Juggle Some Doughnuts

to play with soft sexual body parts - boobs, butts, balls

Asking to hook up and get sexy: "I'm just trying to juggle some doughnuts."

by Hipps January 12, 2021

jing-juggle

when somebody tricks you into doing something you weren't smart enough to process.

dad: Hey! Do you want to trade chores? I'll do yours and you do mine!

daughter: What chores do you have?

dad: Idk what chores DO i have?

daughter: you're trying to trick me smh
*an hour later*
mom: daughter do all the dishes by yourself!

daughter: WHAT??!!

dad: lets shake hands😈

daughter: OK!

dad:haha get jing-juggled bitch!! now you have to pick up dog shit outside

daughter: ahhh😔

by I like hoetdogs February 23, 2021

Kitten Juggling

The highly illegal act of a ring of pedophiles trafficking children.

That dude went to jail for kitten juggling, yeah they found 6 kids in his basement.

by SilenceIsGoldenNapalmIsHot March 14, 2021