When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018
Get the The Kim Jong Unmug. North Korean Spanish god of life also known as the Gucci lord of all life and living things also known as El Jong Un
by Benjamin that goat from elite May 30, 2018
Get the Kim Jong Unomug. by your real na,e February 16, 2024
Get the kim jong pepemug. Jongs are a combination of 'Jeans' and 'thongs'. Although commonly mistaken as thongs made of jeans.. they are a combination of both... When a girl sags her jeans, enough where another person could see her thong.
Kate: *walks into room with her new jongs
Annabelle: Kate what the heck what are you wearing?!
Kate: Omg do you like them? They are called Jongs.
Annabelle: But I can see your ass crack!
Annabelle: Kate what the heck what are you wearing?!
Kate: Omg do you like them? They are called Jongs.
Annabelle: But I can see your ass crack!
by Still Not Jab February 7, 2017
Get the Jongsmug. by chewchewgo July 6, 2016
Get the Jongmug. A sexual act in which you engage in consensual intercourse with your beloved and beautiful spouse, for the purpose of creating a male heir to the Kim lineage and a future leader of True Korea.
I'm tired of all these Imperialist thots trynna make me baby daddy. I just want to find a good woman and give her the Kim Jong Un
by Juche Life June 5, 2017
Get the The Kim Jong Unmug. by ΒΑΣΙΛΕΥΣ ΡΟΒΕΡΤΟΣ ΕΛΛΗΝΩΝ August 7, 2020
Get the Kim Jong Unmug.