Jewpers

Persian Jews that are clicky and make you feel weird even if you are like them

Those Persian jewpers in uci. They only like themselves. Good luck with that.

by Cardian July 4, 2023

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Jewsperience

The experience and ability to deal with and understand Jewish women.

That dude has some major jewsperience, he's been with like 5 jewish girls.

by skinny phats February 9, 2010

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Jewberman

A jewish version of superman.

Skyler: Hey did you see John fly towards that penny?

Kyle: Yeah he looked like Jewberman!

by HardcoreHugz November 22, 2009

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Jeweer

A gay Jew. Terrible combination

Today I saw a Jeweer and almost had a Hitler moment.

by MrDouglasFresh May 23, 2011

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Depressed because the Zionist Occupied Government, the Fractional Reserve Zionist Banking System, the Zionist Controlled Media, and Israel got you down. Usually results from recent or long term monetary loss such as student loan debt, decreased job opportunities, inflation, and horrible bosses. One can fall into a state of jewpression from any were between a few hours or indefinitely. Jewpression on a spectrum ranges from being upset for a few hours because you paid to much for car insurance on the low end. Or in the high end it can be as severe as it was for the terrorist on 9/11 of whom all suffered from some state of jewpression.

I am Jewpressed my student loan debts are piling up faster then the unemployment rate.

Once we start a war with Iran there will be more jobs, until then I will remain in a state of Jewpression.

I am Jewpressed because money is debt! I have no assets, and I cant get a loan. So I have to work for people who have access to money. I only get paid after they inflate prices based of my work. I only get a fraction of the wealth I create. Only people with assets and access to money get to control the economy. Its a paradoux, I am Jewpressed.

by PattyPounderGtown February 12, 2014

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