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(man/girl) jerky

(Noun) the scar tissue that weird people peel off and eat.
(man/girl) jerky:
I caught Jim eating his own man jerky.
I saw Britney playing with her girl jerky.
by PartyGuy(C) May 31, 2007
mugGet the (man/girl) jerkymug.

Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010
mugGet the Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerkymug.

Makin' Jerky in the air fryer

Someone knocked on the door when I was makin' jerky in the air fryer
by ZootedMcgooted October 12, 2021
mugGet the Makin' Jerky in the air fryermug.

Hoighty Toighty Herky Jerky

I just took my girl to Ruth’s Chris and she gave me a Hoighty Toighty Herky Jerky at the bar while we waited for our seats.
by Puddy's 8 Ball Jacket August 31, 2018
mugGet the Hoighty Toighty Herky Jerkymug.

Ranch with a side of beef jerky

When a girl is starving for cum and dick and eats both
Damn I really want ranch with a side of beef jerky
by Tom 123422 May 7, 2020
mugGet the Ranch with a side of beef jerkymug.

skin your beef jerky

1. shut up

This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.
guy: Buy high sell low.

girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.
by Boo Sadley February 23, 2021
mugGet the skin your beef jerkymug.

Moo Shu Beef Jerky

The act of beastiality on a cow while enjoying a bag of Jack Links beef jerky
Instead of cow tipping I snuck into my neighbors farm for some good old moo shu beef jerky
by Blame The Clown May 7, 2018
mugGet the Moo Shu Beef Jerkymug.

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