by PartyGuy(C) May 31, 2007
Get the (man/girl) jerkymug. Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.
Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010
Get the Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerkymug. by ZootedMcgooted October 12, 2021
Get the Makin' Jerky in the air fryermug. I just took my girl to Ruth’s Chris and she gave me a Hoighty Toighty Herky Jerky at the bar while we waited for our seats.
by Puddy's 8 Ball Jacket August 31, 2018
Get the Hoighty Toighty Herky Jerkymug. 1. shut up
This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.
This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.
guy: Buy high sell low.
girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.
girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.
by Boo Sadley February 23, 2021
Get the skin your beef jerkymug. by Tom 123422 May 7, 2020
Get the Ranch with a side of beef jerkymug. by Blame The Clown May 7, 2018
Get the Moo Shu Beef Jerkymug.