Jasper Steamer

When you suck the fart right out of your partners ass hole

Man when I gave rod the Jasper steamer it was wet and hot.

by Dylan Wilson February 24, 2007

Dirty Jasper

Best person ever to live

Wow that dirty jasper is such a good person

by Jaaaaasper April 15, 2020

puddle-jumper

A light aircraft, particularly a single-engined private aircraft with limited range and performance; used perjoratively by "real" pilots.

"The day job is jockeying 777's, but I have a Cessna puddle-jumper for the weekends".

by eighth of seven January 31, 2010

jamera

jamera is a bad ass she's such a teaser and plus she thick jamera is someone boys pay attention to all the boys love her and she got a fat ass

I'd love me some jamera in my life

by uklokeagh loktecg December 13, 2017

Team Jasper

The best team in the world.
This is from the Twilight Saga,with Team Edward and Team Jacob,but people are on different teams.

Stupid fan girl: OMG I am so totally Team Edward!
Me: Fuck you,I'm Team Jasper
SFG: OMG you did not just say that!!
Me: Well,I think I just did.

by KillingPromQueen April 12, 2010

Louisiana Log Jammer

An extremely well thought out sex act that requires advance planning. You begin by dropping a medium to large sized deuce in the toilet. Take said deuce out of the toilet, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer for 6 hours. After the deuce is thoroughly frozen, take it out and give it to your girlfriend. She then takes the deuce and proceeds to masturbate with it. As the deuce thaws, it slowly deteriorates and clogs up her pussy... hence the log jamming action.

Damian1381 convinced his girlfriend to take part in a Louisiana Log Jammer session with him. Three days later, she came down with a yeast infection.

by Hot Carl in Damian's mouth June 28, 2011

wet ass jumper

A wet ass jumper is a jump shot in basketball that, 99% of the time, makes it in the hoop.

John: "Bro, I was shootin' so many wet ass jumpers today at the gym, I made almost all of them!"
DeSquarius: "I thought you sucked at shooting baskets."
John: "Not today."

by SkyySosa July 11, 2014