jakob delgado

Sex on legs

“Hey you know jakob delgado?”
“Oh he’s walking sex”

by Don't stop accoustic May 7, 2018

Jakob

Jakob frank is the most beautiful boy you’ll ever see he has the kindest heart and the nicest brown eyes you’ll ever look into, he’s hard not to fall in love with. Jakob is a 10/10. He’s always there for you no matter what, even in the hardest of times. Jakob is the kind of boy who is your best friend, but you know it’s more than just that. Deep down, you know, Jakob is everything you need and want but you can’t admit your feelings because you would never want to lose a person like Jakob.

I love jakob so much, I don’t know how to tell him because I don’t want to lose him, he’s the best friend I’ve ever had.

by lovergurl444 December 12, 2022

Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob the Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

by jaggae September 7, 2008

Jakob

probably will text u I love you

“jakob sucks”
“yeah dude he does.”

by bunnie666 November 28, 2020

Jakob Jørgerenseren

A league semi pro, that was born in 1999, is above 169 cm and weights less than 50 kg of flesh and bone, no fat he a skinny boi. Has a Mexican gf that teaches toddlers to speak englando or some shit like that. In the league community he used to be a toxic yasuo/zed player that would blame everyone for being bad, but now he has changed his ways, and is playing chogath top or the infamous "Mads costplay" strategy, witch basically is picking garen top and running it down while screaming at the top of your lungs "MADS COSTPLAY".

Jens:Jakob Jørgerenseren you suck LOL!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!

by Cartoon COON October 26, 2018

Jakob

A man who, without doubt, will get A+ in everything possible but will still act like it was soooo hard. But he also share all his work with friends in need, and wont expect anything back (not that he need any help, because he is so smart). He is capable of driving a car, but you might have to pray before. He might also run a marathon...just for fun.

Wow, that dude got an A+ in math, but he crashed the family car again.... such a Jakob am i right??

by SicarioMusic June 16, 2019

Jakob

The best friend you will ever find. The name is from Jakob, who G-d names Israel. They are a bro and will listen to you. They are always there for you. They are also sometimes absent-minded and careless.

Person 1: Yo I talked with Jakob yesterday! He is so cool!
Person 2: I know bro. We're so lucky to know him!

by DarkLoridian909 April 7, 2022