by Herofraggo August 12, 2019
A Jake is a lying cheating kinda guy. He will string a girl along for the convenience of the relationship. He has pretty eyes and a cute smile, but that just adds to the his charm that he puts out there for other girls.
by AngelFaceGossipQueen March 08, 2019
Jake is a retarded small cocked boy, He likes it in the butt and slams his peter in doorways. He runs and humps the walls. He enjoys it in the butt.
Jake sucky sucky deepthroats!
by justin141 September 14, 2008
I guy that likes girls more after he breaks up with them. You can often find a Jake lying about his sexual history often too
by Suhhmandood July 29, 2017
Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.
by doodie hole June 29, 2018
A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
by PooperDoppers December 05, 2016