Jacob

A dumbass who always farts, plays fortnite, and rapes his sister

“Damnit! Jacob get your ass in here get off that damn game!” “WAIT MOM I’m RAPING MY SISTER!!!”

by Jdndhdkns79 September 9, 2019

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A nice kind man but can also get on your nerves but you can’t help but get over him but don’t be surprised that he might ask for booty pics but is a kind hearted man and has a sense of humour and will always make sure your ok

Jacob: hey
Some girl: hey I’m a little down

Jacob: tickles her

by Shortbean November 22, 2018

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Usually a boy that hits puberty at the age of 7 and gets one bitch for his whole life named Samantha. She usually is a red head with a big ass birthmark and Jacob is a asshole

Did you see Jacob with that red haired bitch?

Yes!

by Niggardly July 13, 2017

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An emo dude that knows nothing about his girlfriend and watches naruto

Why is that guy cutting his wrists by the manga?
Because he is jacob

by Kekleon March 7, 2017

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A guy that usually gets into fights and wins

Often has anger issues

Loves sports

Smartass

Silent when around people he doesn’t know

Gets over girls but it sometimes takes a few months

Guy 1: Hey where Jacob

Guy 2: probably in a fight

Guy 3: that or being a smartass

by Ice cube doc dre November 8, 2017

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