john 

someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.

dang john too drippyyyy.

john by xrxxxcday July 26, 2021

John 

Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk

Hi I’m john

John by Beefcake45 November 23, 2021

john 

the best couple in the world. definitely should date each other sometime. cutest couple ever! i ship! johva for lifer! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥 soulmates. will definitely have 3 kids together maybe 5. they will live a happy and joyful life together as they sail the world! john and ava!

john meets ava.

john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!

john: that’s me hon

ava: ofc i will baby!

john by johva December 10, 2021

john 

beautiful name, makes me feel free

“john is so amazing”

john by _ljl_ December 21, 2021

John 

John will confront anyone anywhere. He has no fear. He will point blank make you see the truth of any situation. A real gentle man. Honest, loyal, faithful, devoted and dedicated he is one in a million. A john will put his lovers feelings first, sacrificing his own to make sure she is happy. A john is a ladies man because many women will be attracted to him. He is a heartbreaker, cause he will break the hearts of other women cause they cant have him cause he will forever remain faithful to the one he has chosen to give his love to. A john wont have many friends cause he is truthful and most people dont like to hear the truth having a john in your life is a gift. if you can handle what he says to you, which is truth then keep him as a friend or lover

That woman is lucky did you see john open her door now you dont see that often these days

John by Mychellee frasher January 5, 2022

John 

An absolute legend.

Omg did John do that

John by Johnisdabest February 10, 2022

John 

Hes pretty stupid. He has some things in his search history you don't want to see. Fuck you John.

"Fuck you John"

John by FuckyouJohn March 11, 2022