(man/girl) jerky

(Noun) the scar tissue that weird people peel off and eat.
(man/girl) jerky:
I caught Jim eating his own man jerky.
I saw Britney playing with her girl jerky.
by PartyGuy(C) May 15, 2007
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Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
by cutebabe8374 May 06, 2010
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Hoighty Toighty Herky Jerky

I just took my girl to Ruth’s Chris and she gave me a Hoighty Toighty Herky Jerky at the bar while we waited for our seats.
by Puddy's 8 Ball Jacket September 01, 2018
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skin your beef jerky

1. shut up

This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.
guy: Buy high sell low.

girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.
by Boo Sadley February 24, 2021
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Moo Shu Beef Jerky

The act of beastiality on a cow while enjoying a bag of Jack Links beef jerky
Instead of cow tipping I snuck into my neighbors farm for some good old moo shu beef jerky
by Blame The Clown February 21, 2018
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