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Jasons

People who do not own a car, are about 13 years old and like to flame people who put work into their cars, calling them ricers, even if they look clean. These people also like to avoid posting pictures of "their cars" by quoting words from A ndrew the great e.g. Lolque Ricer, in the biggest and boldest text available on a certain forum.
Dude with an awesome car: Yea, I just bought me a new supra
Jasons: RICERRRRRRRRRr
Dude with an awesome car: How can it be a ricer if it's exterior is stock? Post some pictures of your ride!
Jasons: LOLQUE RICER?
by A ndrew de Great September 14, 2009
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Jason

A lumbersexual/hipster hybrid in denial. Also a grass nerd.
Jason wears red wing shoes and plaid shirts.
by Kegthebeg April 11, 2017
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Jason

A guy who is hard to get but he'll go through one girl after another. He's really nice and sweet, but don't be fooled, you wont last long with a Jason. He's usually shy until you get to know him. He's not the type to be your best friend or boyfriend. He swoons the girls and many girls drool over the gentleman personality Jason's have, but he's a forever alone type of guy even if he has a girlfriend. These guys don't talk things over even when situations aren't smooth all over. He'll just be like whatever, a reason why they don't keep a girl for long.
Girl 1: My boyfriend, Jason, doesn't really talk about problems in our relationship.
Girl 2: I heard he'll dump you soon.
Girl 3: Jason is your boyfriend?! Oh, he's dreamy. But not boyfriend material from what I heard.
Girl 2: See? He's probably not interested in you anymore.
Girl 1: Thanks for the warning, totally not dating a Jason next time.
Girl 3: You shouldn't have dated one in the first place, they just play you.
by PandaLuv November 24, 2013
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Jasons

Look at all THESE JASONS!!!! THEY'RE INFECTING THE CITY!!!!
by xmikeydeex October 29, 2009
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Jason

a simp ditches the boys for the e girls like on siege
jason you simp dogging us for arctic again wtf bro
by hail Llyam123 March 10, 2020
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Jason

biggest playa in the hood. owns a 2 girl strip club, always keeps one on backup. talking to jessica, sofia, jaime, joie, katie, sophia, ava, chloe, alexa is really overwhelming for him. potrayed the famous character "Po" in the famous 2008 film "Kung Fu Panda". avid enjoyer of zootopia porn.
"Yo I just played the shit out of this girl haha"

"Jason is that you???"

"You suck at everything Davide"

"Shut up Po"
by orzoh August 24, 2021
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jason

The piece of skin between your nutsack and you're asshole.
Man, my jason is itching like a mf today...
by ActualFactualNews November 27, 2018
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