Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.
I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.
by Ven-Tyler June 21, 2015
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Big Jammer

Heart attack. Jamming of the arteries
Don't give Ed a surprise birthday party. The man is 85! He might just have a big jammer and die before we can serve the cake!
by Kim Fulcher March 12, 2015
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liberty jammer

A liberty jammer is the act of a male prostitute or disadvantaged destitute engaging in anal sex (as a bottom) in exchange for something OTHER than currency, to include tangibles and services like food or rides. If the act is performed to pay off an existing cash debt, it is not in nature, a liberty jammer, because the payment is still technically cash.
"if you violate the rights of the disabled as a business owner, you'll end up behind the poor house giving liberty jammers. "
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reverse 360 piston jammer

The advanced art of standing in front of someone, inserting your fingers into their anus, then forcefully rotating your wrist 360 degrees, it doesn't matter if it breaks, slowly insert more of your arm into the anus, then another forceful 360 movement, this time on your arm. Once this is completed, a full bottle of gorilla glue is applied to the arm and anus, locking it in place.
John: Hey Peter, why is your arm mangled?

Peter: Because I hit Dave with that reverse 360 piston jammer!

John: Peter, you're dead to me you retarded nigga.
by ThatSigmaRizzDawg January 17, 2025
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jolly jammer

During Christmas time you put minty hot chocolate in your mouth and spit it in a girls ass
I was at my family’s Christmas dinner when I gave my little sister a jolly jammer
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Klamath Jammer

A Klamath Jammer occurs when your wad of Copenhagen chewing tobacco is dislodged from your lower lip while attempting to insert a second cock into your mouth.
All of these Klamath Jammers have depleted my can of Copenhagen. I’ll have to go buy more at Town Pump.
by The Natist August 20, 2021
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Jesus Jammer

Someone who tries to cram a fresh load of unwanted religion down your throat.
Keith: You should get in touch with God, Kenneth.
Kenneth the Athiest: What a jesus jammer...
by somedude149 May 14, 2014
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