insomnia hunter

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insomnia hunter:
insomnia: masquence why are you gay
masquence: i was always gay hunter
insomnia: i know
masquence: kys fucking idiot im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay
insomnia: Ok

by htunteunrunetunererr October 11, 2025

ironic insomnia

When you don't chronically suffer from insomnia yourself, but are in a relationship with someone who does, and the nights you suffer from insomnia are the nights your partner is asleep at a reasonable hour.

"My ironic insomnia happened 3 times this week grrrr"

by 5tephani3 July 26, 2014

college insomnia

When you suffer of sleepless nights due to the fact of your sleepless college study nights

Now that's summer ibcant sleep because of my college insomnia

by joemannssmen June 18, 2016

Horny Insomniac

A move where a person must stay awake for multiple days, and then fucks his companion, trying to stay awake long enough to pull out.

I tried the horny insomniac with my wife, but I failed and now shes pregnant.

by Dongle dude 666 June 5, 2018

ADHD Insomnia

Acondition wherein one attempts sleep, but does not, due to distraction.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.

"Sorry I'm sluggish today at work, Boss. Last night I had a conversation where someone asked me if sable was a dog or a cat, and it triggered a case of ADHD Insomnia. That led to asking google questions which lept distracting me. I still don't know if a sable is a dog or a cat...but I did discover this freaky gut in Norway who sings a great cover of Sultans Of Swing."

by Uncle McFlirty October 30, 2023

Fatal Familial Insomnia

An extreme, ultra-rare form of insomnia that is downright terrifying to even think of. First identified in the mid-18th century, fatal familial insomnia (FFI) is a progressive disease that makes it physically impossible for a person to sleep.

The symptoms of FFI can be divided into several "Stages" which are as follows:

Stage 1: Habitual sleepiness/drowsiness
Stage 2: Hallucinations

Stage 3: Memory loss/dementia

Stage 4: Coma, then death

Fatal familial insomnia is not curable, and there are no methods of slowing it down that medical experts are aware of. One might think that sleeping pills are a good idea, but that couldn't be farther from the truth; remember the main symptom is that you CANNOT SLEEP no matter what. Sleeping pills actually make it progress quicker. The disease generally kills in less than three years, and in some cases even less than a year. However, there have been anomalous cases where people have lived for five years or more with the disease.

Fatal Familial Insomnia is a terrifying disease. The initial symptoms before you start to (literally) lose your mind last just long enough for you to realize that it's happening, and the fact that it cannot be stopped once it starts REALLY ramps up the panic that ensues.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 6, 2022

Emotional support insomnia

Enjoying the late night instead of sleeping. Staying up much later than is smart or practical in order to claw back a sense of self and autonomy. Anti capitalist insomnia.

My emotional support insomnia kept me up until 4am reading fanfic. I’m so tired but it was totally worth it.

by One Twisted Miracle April 7, 2024