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The Palmer Introduction

A kind if introduction used to start a conversation with a completely random person.

Usually involves talking loudly near the person about something heroic you "did", before bumping into that person and commenting with statements such as "Oh hey, didn't see you there", or "you didn't just hear that did you?".

Can also be used on the internet, with the excuse of "oh sorry, wrong convo".
The Palmer Introduction in action:

"Yeah, I was awarded key to the city for that, all I really wanted was to make sure the baby was ok."
*BUMP*
"Oh hey, didn't see you there!"

or

"Hey man, did you see how cute that kitten was when I saved from a burning fire?"
*BUMP*
"Oh sorry! Wait you didnt hear that did you?"
by CrazyMofo2468 March 22, 2010
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allow myself to introduce myself

A really stupid way to say Allow me to introduce myself.
Guy: Allow myself to introduce myself, I'm -
Kenthar: *BANG!* You got deagled, boi!
by Kenthar November 27, 2003
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intro

A demo of limitted size, usually 4 of 64k.
.the .product was the most awsome 64k intro ever!
by Spirit Bear January 28, 2004
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Intropetuous

An extreme state of introspection that involves many varied and often opposing emotions in a given period of time.
Often, after having a traumatic experience, people are akin to intropetuous moments.
by DWalker December 15, 2008
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linguistic intolerance

A symptom of bigotry in which a bigot insists that the spelling, grammar, or pronunciation of other languages, cultures, or subcultures are inferior, or simply wrong.
Some linguistically intolerant Jews and Muslims, such as the late Sheikh Ahmed Deedat complain about what they call, the J Sickness, in which most European languages substitute the letter J for the letter Y when transliterating names from ancient texts, such as:

Joel for Yael
Judah for Yehuda
Joshua for Yeheshua
Joseph for Yusuf
Jonah for Yunus
Jesus for Yesus or Yeshua
Jehovah for Yehowa or Yahweh

Since J is the letter used to produce the Y sound in most European languages, this complaint is an example of petty linguistic intolerance. Sheikh Deedat also rather amusingly blamed the "J" sickness on Jehovah's Witnesses, as if they, in the 20th century had had the power to change the way Europeans spelled names in medieval times, so it's difficult to determine whether his bigotry was against Christians in general, Jehovah's Witnesses, or Europeans. (Source: www.jamaat.net/name/name3.html)
by Downstrike October 19, 2005
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A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Behaving and/or presenting yourself in a false manner...
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman would be using a cheesy pickup one liner OR attempting to impress a woman through unfounded/untrue exploits and/or achievements
by tazwegion July 30, 2008
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