I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.

RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.

RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

infectify

the process of purposely infecting someone else with a virus....see biological warfare

she infectified me on purpose because i wouldn't give her a cigarette.

i am the type of guy who goes to public places hoping to infectify random strangers with my bronchial infection.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

identity band

Some underground or obscure band (or band obscure to the fans' larger peer group) that someone likes only because they can act elitist and sophisticated OR they can they say they like something unique different from everyone else. In bad cases, should the band break into the mainstream, they will suddenly disavow their fanship.

As a phenomenon, the term can be applied to individual artists. Most associated with genres with strong anti-authoritarian tendencies like punk, indie rock or hip hop, but can be applied to a wide range of situations, like random American fans of J-pop who really only like it because they can feel special, in contrast to true appreciators.

Sometimes associated with hipsters, or rather, their imitators.

Nevertheless everyone needs a dose of identity band sometimes. The opposite excess, where your playlist is entirely composed of songs off the top 40 lists, is a much worse sin.

It doesn't matter how massively popular Coldplay is, Arjun is self-confident enough that he doesn't have an identity band crisis for liking them.

Person 1: I liked Kid Cudi and Kanye better when they were underground.

Person 2: Please tell me you're not into that insecure identity band shit.

by galoisien February 25, 2011

Indently

A slang used after ending a sentence and can also sometimes be a rude way to end off a situation in a bad conversation

A: So hows your day going?

B: Indently

by Turken September 13, 2017

Indently

A slang used to say something after a conversation and also a rude way to end off a conversation. It's also another way to say Yes

Did you wash the dishes? Indently
Do you want to use these drugs? Indently not

by Turken September 13, 2017

identifiability

Meaning that one's voice is unmistakable and can be identified with ease as belonging to said particular person upon hearing the person's voice via speech or singing.

You're singing voice stands as one that has immediate identifiability.

by Lyric58 December 12, 2018