by Laurab28 October 31, 2019

by Billy Dizzle January 14, 2016

The flatulence in ones rectum that refuses to exit out the anus. This type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the anus.
by Ogelthorp Agnus October 25, 2010

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

An image of a person using traffic cones as appendages off of ones physical body, or really any humorous image of a person interacting with traffic cones, used as a response to an extremely poor or disingenuous argument in internet conversations. Cone Man is used when the point made is so inherently flawed, so factually incorrect, or so misleading that it becomes more productive to post images of Cone Men rather than putting in the effort to type out a well-thought out response. Distant cousin of Straw Man.
Person A: "The experts are lying!!! This YouTube video PROVES that COVID is PLANNED!!! And if it's real, just let the old and sick people die!!! Natural selection!!!"
Person B: (insert image of a Cone Man)
Person B: (insert image of a Cone Man)
by Cone Man McGillicuddy May 28, 2020

by Mrbruce.Banner September 8, 2022

Summertime/holiday/weekend tourists passing the time by strolling up and down the street, window shopping, etc. while eating ice cream.
by CTap March 15, 2012
