Greg Called

A phrase used to out your friend when he's only talking to a chick due to beer goggles.

Friend: "Dude, Greg called."
Guy w/ BeerG oggles: "Thanks bro. Sorry hun, gotta take this call."

(walking away from ugly chick)
Guy w/ Beer Goggles: "Thanks man."
Friend: "No problem, I was afraid I'd hear a Coyote Ugly story from you tomorrow."

by Danielle Benford May 9, 2008

phoney call

When you "answer" your cell phone even though it did NOT ring, in order to avoid speaking to someone annoying (1) who has walked up to you, or (2) called you on your phone.

Phoney calls:

(1)

{Annoying person walks up to you and starts talking}
"Hi, how's it going?"

{You} "Wait, hold one, my cell phone is vibrating."
{Reach into pocket, pull out phone, flip it open} "Oh man, I'm gonna have to take this. Sorry. We'll talk later.
{Walk away and fake a phone conversation}

(2)

{Someone annoying calls you from a NEW phone number, that you do NOT have programmed into your phone, so you "accidentally" answer it to see who it is}

{Annoying person} "Hi. How's it going?"

{You} "Oh great. Wait. Hey, I got another call coming in, it's pretty important, so I guess I'm gonna have to let you go. Sorry. Call back soon. Bye. {You hang up and NEVER answer that phone number again!}

by Faye Collins July 14, 2009

boofer-call

-a more organized booty call with a boofer

Yo, its 3am, im getting a boofer-call from Calla

by jake2709 January 30, 2009

Mislead Call

To acknowledgingly call somebody on the phone and say it was an accident or call somebody and not respond when they answer; expecting them to call you back so you can say "Oh, sorry my phone must have called you itself", in fear of them forgetting about you or for their attention.

I pulled the perfect mislead call on my ex last night. She called me back and now we're getting back together.

by kenannn May 31, 2009

Calling in drunk

a. A valid excuse for calling out of work when you've partied too hard the night before.

b. Evading responsibility via alcohol, i.e. court, child care, blind dates, birthdays

We partied until 5am and I passed out on a homeless man... definitely calling in drunk today.

by Hudson Riley August 30, 2013

Beck and Call

In obedient readiness to obey any command or fulfill any wish.

Just ring this bell and I will be at your beck and call.

by MoonCricket March 26, 2005

call shenanigans

v. to declare that another's words or behavior is full of shit, off topic, or passive-aggressively annoying. to call another on their bad or mischievous behavior.

"Will you stop prevaricating and answer the question? I call shenanigans!"

by Chri5tina January 20, 2009