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phantom text

A text that you swear you got. Either by feeling the vibration on your leg, or hearing your tone, or in the worst of cases both. But when you check your phone you are left feeling cheated.

A texting miscarriage.
Guy 1: "Dude, let's do something"
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."
by VeryReliableSource August 6, 2009
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Rorshach Text

An ambiguous text message that could be interpreted any one of a number of ways. The ambiguity is often, but not exclusively, of a sexual nature.
This girl just sent me a total Rorshach text: "I was really excited to come tonight, but I'm feeling a little tired now."

I can't understand any of James's Rorshach texts, I think he must be drunk or high.
by kingmob? August 9, 2010
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Talking to text

When a guy/girl is on your line and you have no clue what they’re talking about or they say something so off the wall they confuse you.
Guy:You said you were coming over tonight.

Girl: What? Are you talking to text?
by Peach pleasure March 19, 2019
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trojan text

when a student at USC is robbed, mugged, stabbed or shot; other students will send out a mass text warning other students
fuck! i was going to go see someone at frat row, but i just got a trojan text
by other dude February 24, 2011
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text whispering

When two or more people are texting each other about another person who is present.
Andrea and I were text whispering how Keri's nappy wig looked like shit!
by Text whospering May 30, 2016
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text-tosterone

attributed to men who text constantly
Jim : Frank has too much text-tosterone
Mike: I know 300 texts a day is insane!
by Frank Capobianco December 9, 2007
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texting courtesy

Verb
The act of texting someone back when they give you a bullshit response like "k"or"lol".
I hate when people text back stupid responses but i have to use texting courtesy.
by Nukanukanuka April 12, 2010
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