Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

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Hold it while you pee

When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.

Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”

Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you”

by Thickaz May 29, 2024

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DWC - Driving While Cellphoning

Using your cell phone while driving.

Man, I just got a ticket for DWC - driving while cellphoning.

by WillHavoc December 13, 2012

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Skibidi toilrizzler baby gronk with the level 8 gyat zzired by livey dune Only in ohio while drinking the grimace shake

The most retardant, Vile, horrible and worst thing known to man

Gen A kid: Skibidi toilrizzler baby gronk with the level 8 gyat zzired by livey dune Only in ohio while drinking the grimace shake

Gen z, y and x kid: BRO WHAT THE FU--

by BUSmen January 20, 2024

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Atter ‘while

Sic (after awhile) In southern appalachia, it can mean anywhere between two hours and two days.

(It’s 7:00pm, spoken over the phone) “Tell her to shut the hell up, I’ll be there atter ‘while!”. Shows up at 10 or 11 the next day, either hungover or comin’ down (maybe with a boner).

by John Damn Hall December 14, 2022

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