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can i get a napkin

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead
*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"
by gayrights27 January 24, 2022
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Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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oh snap i gotta get outta here

when you go to a place you want to go to but it goes horribly wrong
oh snap i gotta get outta here the volcano is erupting
by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022
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I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back
I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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.9.When He Looks At Me I Get SO Horny.9.

.9.When He Looks At Me I Get SO Horny.9.
.9.When He Looks At Me I Get SO Horny.9.
by Adujasty343 July 18, 2025
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