i’m taking a grumpy

Slang. It’s what you say when you want to take a 💩.

Hey bro! Hurry up! Do you mind? I’m taking a grumpy

by B-rizzle May 3, 2019

I’m on my period

An excuse for females to get out of doing anything, and to be extremely mean, nagging, and demanding.

I can’t go to the beach I’m on my period.

by Itsmesogivememoney January 3, 2019

i’m wet asf

when a girls cootchie cooch is aroused

*da baby post a photo*
girl:”i’m wet asf”

by imthatnigga February 16, 2020

I’m eat the page

When you get red allll over the page you know what you gotta do gotta eat the page!!!!

“Yo bro did you see FINN last night? He was totally eating the page”
“I’m eat the page”

by The best in the world ever January 11, 2021

Yes I’m fine

a thing girls say when they really don’t mean it and when you don’t ask them what’s wrong 80 million time automatically thinks you don’t love them anymore

“Baby are you okay?”
“Yes I’m fine”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes bae”
“Okay”
“Are you serious right now you don’t love me,don’t talk to me”

by pewiki May 9, 2018

I’m a damn fool

Da nigga from da impossible whopper commercial once stated “I’m a damn fool.”

“Yo Jaquavious did you hear about this new whopper?”
“Nah nigga what’s up wit it?”
“It’s made from plants.”
“I’m a damn fool!”

by Jaquavious D’Brickashaw December 25, 2019

I’m gonna shoot

It basically means that you’re gonna cum really hard.

Oh, I’m gonna shoot! I’m gonna fucking shoot!

by Weegee420 October 12, 2019