hybrophobe

A bro that's afraid of other bros.

Did you see Charles run away when the party became a sausage fest? Bro's a total hybrophobe.

by Brosephus the Wise October 26, 2007

Hydraulic Pressable

Someone or something that possesses a pronounced visual quality of being easily flattenable or compressible under pressure, almost as if it could be effortlessly transformed into a flattened state.

Raul: You look quite Hydraulic Pressable today... 🤤🤤

Mortimer: *screams of the damned*

by TsukiKitten August 24, 2023

hydration station

Any device or system that dispenses clean water for drinking.

term made popular by @SeanAquino snapchat

Person: "It's real hot today, but we here.. at the Hydration Station! Always stay hydrated"

by I Know Everything Son! August 6, 2016

hydrogen psychosis

Hydrogen psychosis is a fictional ailment acquired by SCUBA divers in the Wes Anderson-directed movie The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. It is apparently based on the very real health risk nitrogen narcosis, caused by the effects of relatively fast, relatively great changes in external pressure on the human body.

Man, you got hydrogen psychosis!

by Furieh April 25, 2006

hyrophant green

The stand of a milf loving cherry eating doughnut

Doughnut: HYROPHANT GREEN USE EMRALD SPLASH!Doughnut: NANI!! NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMRALD SPLASH

20 people deflect the emerald splash

by Juice Ren May 15, 2018

hydrogen

hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.

(Lithium to Boron)

"So, who have you bonded with recently?"

(Boron to Lithium)

"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"

by i love bj March 31, 2010

Hadron Super Collider

Located in Switzerland, the worlds largest particle accelerator, which will probably end up causing the apocalypse

This space would contain an example of the hadron super collider had it not blown up the world

by GraaainsTheVegetarianZombie October 20, 2008