hose painter

Jonny

Jonny is such a hose painter

by Jonny12358 April 25, 2023

Free-hosing

When you let it hang out and are just continuously pissing, not holding it in. When you've freed willy and just want to let the hose flow.

"Oh my god, did you see Larry the other night? he was free-hosing it!"

by bussypee August 22, 2022

lemonade hose

Your penis, ding a ling, dick

I give my lemonade hose twistie wisties

by Gethbejejejswu June 13, 2022

bust a hose

the act of urinating for a man

Hurry up and get to a bathroom, I need to bust a hose.

by dom s December 24, 2007

Mudflap Hosing

The act of a man urinating on a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"

Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."

by The Maester October 3, 2017

Kinkiest Hose

Usually described as when you are sword fighting and your pickles get caught up.

Me and Sam were sword fighting and we got into one of the Kinkiest Hose I've ever got into!

by Sam went to far December 13, 2016

hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin

Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag

by steelmen21 August 4, 2010