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hose painter

by Jonny12358 April 25, 2023
mugGet the hose paintermug.

Free-hosing

When you let it hang out and are just continuously pissing, not holding it in. When you've freed willy and just want to let the hose flow.
"Oh my god, did you see Larry the other night? he was free-hosing it!"
by bussypee August 22, 2022
mugGet the Free-hosingmug.

lemonade hose

I give my lemonade hose twistie wisties
by Gethbejejejswu June 13, 2022
mugGet the lemonade hosemug.

bust a hose

Hurry up and get to a bathroom, I need to bust a hose.
by dom s December 24, 2007
mugGet the bust a hosemug.

Mudflap Hosing

The act of a man urinating on a woman's vagina.
Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"

Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."
by The Maester October 3, 2017
mugGet the Mudflap Hosingmug.

Kinkiest Hose

Usually described as when you are sword fighting and your pickles get caught up.
Me and Sam were sword fighting and we got into one of the Kinkiest Hose I've ever got into!
by Sam went to far December 13, 2016
mugGet the Kinkiest Hosemug.

hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin
Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag
by steelmen21 August 4, 2010
mugGet the hose ragmug.

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