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Hooker Binge

When a modern gentlemen finds himself overwhelmed with internet pornography & in need of several sexual encounters in succession over a short period of time.
Simon: "Has anyone seen Allan this weekend?"

Andrew: "No, but last time I spoke to Allan he said he had been spending alot of time on the internet & needs to catch up with a few friends?"

Dave: "I think Allan might be on a Hooker Binge"
by Sleep Creeper September 28, 2011
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Hooker Mark

A bruise, bumb or bruises an amateur hooker or beginning stripper gets for swinging off a cage or pole.
Guuuuurl pleasee, check out them hooker marks i got from last nite making that dough on the pole! ;D
by Bradly Summers December 9, 2010
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mc hooker

Hot slutty girl selling herself at the McDonald's drive through window.
Yeah, can I have a Mc Hooker with nothin' on her.
by immortalsoldier December 5, 2009
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Hooker Huss

A female that is the realist,always says what's on her mind, believes in using her goods to get a head in life. Doesn't care what the haters say,she gonna get hers. Believes it ain't trickin if u got it.realist niggah on the streets.most hated chick
"Bra hooker Huss be pullin them dudes" u seen my dawg hooker Huss? Smh smd. Tell me how hooker Huss had that niggah head gone.
by Shawty jay June 18, 2010
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hooker's holiday

One's period. The connotations should be obvious.
"Hey, wanna go hang out at the mall?"

"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."
by Kayl August 1, 2008
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hooker roll

1) When a person (or a hooker) is disposed of by being pushed out of the open door of a moving vehicle.

2) When a person (or a hooker) deliberately hurls themselves out of the open door of a moving vehicle and rolls away to safety.
Example 1 - "Shut yer mouth, ya crazy bitch! I'm not payin' ya to talk. Just remember, yer but one hooker roll away from joinin' the rest of the roadkill out there so shut yer wordhole, ya hear?!"

Example 2 - "After my hands were finally free, I slapped the gun from his grip, opened the door and flung myself from the van. This wasn't the first time I had to hooker roll away from a priest"
by Shankmode August 15, 2010
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Hooker Years

These are the long drawn out years that dirty skanks endure while sleeping with everyone under the sun. These years generally give you a haggard, old and unhealthy look about you. (Its kind of like dog years but for hookers/whores)
Damn that broad over there looks like she's taken a beating over the years. How old would you say she is? In regular years or Hooker years? Well if she wasn't such a clear skank, I'd say about 20 but I'd say at the very least 75 in Hooker Years.
by GZUS1 December 1, 2017
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