no homo day

you can act gay all day, but if you say no homo it’s not gay

“kelsey, slapping her butt is gay!” “it’s no homo day tho”

by 123peepee October 18, 2019

All Homo

Phrase used to combat the 'no homo' and 'pause' 'man laws', implying that any homosexually suggestive language/behavior/innuendo is to be conveyed in the MOST HOMOSEXUAL WAY possible. The phrase was possibly coined by homosexual males, or otherwise seemingly-straight males who somehow feel offended by the rules and/or usage of the phrases 'no homo' and 'pause', for whatever reason.

Very similar to yes homo.

(At a tattoo parlor)
Guy A: ...if you want it that low, you're gonna have to bend over so I can put it on you.
Guy B: WHAT?!
Guy A: I said that you're going to have to bend over so...
Guy B: Don't repeat it - NO HOMO on that statement, man - you can't be talking like that to customers!
Guy A: Aw, man, you're on that 'no homo' stuff too? Then I meant to say that you're going to have to bend over so I can put it on you - ALL HOMO!

- or -

Guy C: He's over there gettin' serious money, so I'm trynna get with that nigga...
Guy D: WHAT?!
Guy C: Damn, do you have to turn everything I say into something gay? Damn! I'm NOT a homo, man - I'm never thinking anything gay!
Guy D: How about, do YOU have to turn everything you say into something gay?
Guy C: How come we can't be talking about bitches or something, instead of trying to think about how things I say can be turned into something homo?
Guy D: Hmm - well, I'm just saying, without that 'no homo', you're sounding very much like a homo right now. Plus, why weren't you talking about bitches in the first place, then...
Guy C: Man, F%%K THAT 'NO HOMO' S#%T, MAN - ALL HOMO!

by - The Phantom Menace - May 11, 2008

gay-bashing homo

a gay man who discriminates against homosexuality.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Homolord

The homolord is the fictional king of all homosexuals in the universe. He who holds the tripple h hammer is said to be the Homolord.

I think Fred Durst might be the Homolord

by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004

hoboloaf

Hoboloaf is a strange substance made from butter, flour, salt, and sugar, and is then baked in the oven till hard as a rock. Hoboloaf is mostly used as a substitue for sustanence by malnourished young bachelors with little to no income.

Brendan is tired of eating rice. He has to eat hoboloaf.

by Littlish One December 11, 2007

Homo doofious

A type of human male known to be extremely doofy. Typically awkward, clumsy, and nerdy.

The Homo doofious spends its day studying martial arts, in vain, for it is nearly impossible for it to find a mate.

You know that tall, lanky guy with glasses mediating? He is a homo doofious.

by Jerkmilk October 15, 2008

homeless hurdle

The act of jumping over a homeless gentleman while he lies on a grate and or sidewalk.

Last friday evening was a busy one, i recorded three homeless hurdles walking down chestnut st.

by APerry January 28, 2009