Homework

homework. A song or something we hate

hey can you help me with my homework
you used to let me cry on your shoulder
no bitch I don’t mean the song, I JUST WANT HELP WITH THE HOMEWORK!!! :(

by KDC0723 September 14, 2023

chem homework

A Slang term for LSD, typically refering to blotter paper, but may be applied to other forms of street lysergic acid diethylamide such as liquid or gel tabs.

Rob where did you stash the chem homework? This kid wants to Meet our Friend Lucy.

by Matt Schroeder April 26, 2008

Phantom Homework Syndrome

A disorder in which the victim has an intense and irrational fear that something is due today despite knowing that the semester evidently ended more than 24 hours ago. It is caused by residual anxiety from finals week. Found in college students, both male and female, but mostly seniors with complex majors and/or multiple minors. The best course of treatment is a combination of alcohol of varying types and 4-5 weeks of non-mentally stimulating activities i.e. Netflix.

Although I turned in every last assignment and my grades are already posted, I can't help but feel like I have something due today. I must have Phantom Homework Syndrome.

by LouiseyFBaby December 19, 2013

hoe for homework

A person that loves homework; homework is life. Hobby is homework, eats homework, sleeps homework, lives homework. Obsessed with homework, asks for extra.

That boy John in advanced math is such a hoe for homework!

by Watermelon- baby May 25, 2016

We had homework?

That phrase at least 1 kid says when homework is due. Usually, they are either forgetful, stupid, or just trying to find a quick excuse. Usually this person never does homework, and says this often. It is often then followed by Please kill me

Teacher: Okay class, turn in your homework. It should be done, you had 3 days to do it.
Dude 1: We had homework?
Dude 2: You are a real Cumberbatch you know that?
Dude 1: Please kill me

by Mr. Soviet Stapler March 28, 2018

You forgot the homework

A phrase that is said by and ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORON who probably has no life by now.

Retard: Hey miss! You forgot the homework!
Me: OH GOD DAMN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

by FakeBoomerLOL November 9, 2020

sorry, I'm doing chem homework

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.

by doturiswithhearts January 23, 2017