Holy Penguin

The revered and feared penguin god who reigns in the Artic Circle. The Holy Pengiun sits on a throne made of ice, and eats the herring that the lesser penguins, bring in as triubte to the Holy Tuxedod One.

The holiest day for Penguin worshippers is December 21, the first day of winter, in which, in honor of the great Holy Penguin, we eat nothing but herring for a week, and on the eve of December 21, the Great Penguin rises out of the Artic Ocean flies across the world, giving presents to the good little children of the world

The Holy Penguin is an example of himself

by Trance December 28, 2003

Holy Barktopus

One's exclamation upon seeing a Bear/Shark/Octopus or seeing multiple Barktopi.

Jeff: Holy Barktopus! That dude just got eaten by a pack of hungry Bartopi!

by BarryTheBarktopus September 11, 2011

Holy Bleach

It is holy water, only it's bleach, so it'll work better

when you seem something nasty, you better grab some Holy Bleach

by icyhotexplosivecosplays March 30, 2021

Old and holy

What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.

Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.

by jazzrock August 26, 2008

holy cool

An exclamation said when referring to something very cool

"Holy cool! look at that iPhone!"

"You can actually do that?! HOLY COOL!"

by Addoccini March 1, 2008

holy sheesh

When you're in a family friendly setting and want to say holy shit and sheesh at the same time.

Person A: Look at this!
Person B: HOLY SHEESH

by gaycha more like gay October 4, 2021

holy boi

The best way to describe that one friend in the group that is the nicest and the most inocent. The one who doesn't judge the dumb shit you get the group to do or talk about.

is usually very quirky

A meme aficionado.

Me: says "heck"
Holy boi: says nothing but "banned"
We laugh

by TASERFACE January 26, 2018