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Tokyo Highway

A adult version of a Hot Wheels or Matchbox car playset, making a series of intricately designed plastic track then pushing a small car along it with the car's goal to end up within the asshole of a unsuspecting person.

Intended for male or female victim.
So what are you going to do tonight?

I'm gonna grab my girl a do a little Tokyo Highway...
by Dr. Nosepick December 27, 2011
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Rough Stretch of Highway

Adj. When someone or something is either really ugly, or in terrible shape.
Greg: "Did you see that ladies face? She looked terrible!"
Tim: "Yeah dude, it was a rough stretch of highway for sure."
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Halfway Highway

The segment of US-1 in Deerfield Beach, Florida between Hillsboro Boulevard and Southwest 10th Street.

The nickname is given due to the high density of halfway houses located there. These people are often seen sitting outside of the local Publix Supermarket talking about life as they see it.

Notable Personalities Include:

-Bob the Bus-Stop Bench Warmer
-The crazy black lady having conversations with herself while walking and usually carrying something like a Fed-Ex envelope for delivery to her imaginary whoever.
-The balding white guy with the smile on his face forever in string flip-flops who looks completely capable of being a productive member of society if he only gave a shit.
-The hippy white guy with abnormally clean clothes and tucked in shirt on the bike. Walks with a limp.
The big black quite walker who never has a shirt on because it's too damn hot and he is too damn big. This guy will be around with the cockroaches at the end of the world. He get's a lot of exercise.
-The latino guy who talks to himself and points
Person 1: "What's with all these degenerates walking around here?"
Person 2" "Dude we're driving through Halfway Highway."
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Two Lane Highway

When too lines of cocaine are made side by side, and then it is snorted so that one line goes up each nostril at the same time. This person would then be on the Two Lane Highway unti the cocaine wears off.
"Dude I'm on the two lane highway and i cant get off man."
by This Guy made it up April 1, 2009
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Oral highway

my girl gave me some oral highway on the way to her mom's house
by Indabutt April 23, 2017
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information hershey highway

Using any electrical device (most often a laptop, but it could encompass cell phones, blackberry, etc.) to go online, while using the toilet.
Steph: "I thought guys only took magazines and newspapers into the john."
Tom: "Nope...I need to 'log-on' to the information hershey highway.
by Deanimal and Oca May 21, 2008
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Bohemian Highway

...and then she showed me her Bohemian Highway.
by Dyslexia Boy November 24, 2010
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