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The Hatch

The worst Roblox event to ever be held, The Haunt being a close second. The official game has a <30% like rating and apparently Roblox used generative AI to make the eggs. Even Carl the NPC mentions how bad it is and his game is actually in the event. Yes, games in the event are hating on the event because of how bad it is.

The event just proves that
1. Roblox don't play the games on their platform
2. Roblox support AI
3. Roblox love to glaze Sprunki apparently
Roblox player: What the fuck Roblox? I'm not playing "Find the Rainbow Toilet Morphs backrooms" for an egg! What the actual shit??
Another Roblox player: I know, right?? The Hatch is absolutely terrible!!
Another Roblox player: Hey, at least there are some actually decent games, like Work At A Pizza Place and NDS.
Another Roblox player: Nah yall are sleeping on Sprunki Killer
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Fuzzy hatch

A hairy pussy that is shut too tight
I could not do any thing to her with that fuzzy hatch
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Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.
Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?
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Hatch That Donkey

(Verb) to get something done with gusto.
Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.
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The Hatch

The worst Roblox event ever held to date, with The Haunt being a close second Actually, no, it isn't close. The Hatch is MUCH worse. The official game for the event has a <30% like rating and the games in it are pure slop. Not to mention that apparently Roblox used AI for the eggs.

The event first struck controversy when they allowed an infamous user by the name of "TheOfficialTeddy" to playtest the event's game. I'm not going to get into those details, if you don't know who I'm talking about then do some research. The event finally came out and oh, LORD. It was over the moment it started. Some of the games use blatant AI in their thumbnails and Roblox doesn't care.

Roblox has proven that they support generative AI and that they don't actually care about the games on their platform.
A Roblox player: "What the fuck Roblox?? I'm not playing "Find the Rainbow Toilet Morphs backrooms" and "Sprunki Killer" for an egg!"
Another Roblox player: "I know, right?? The Hatch sucks, Roblox can't make any good events anymore."
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Hatching

When a girl is on her period
I can't have sex with you this week, I'm hatching.
I don't feel like coming to the beach, I'm hatching.
Why are you so cranky? .." I'm hatching"
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Hatchness

To be engulfed in the essence of paperwork involving Hatch
I am swamped with Hatchness today and can't go out for lunch.
by Supersport99 January 11, 2006
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