harper

the whitest kid youll ever meet and he pulls 30000000 bitches
has either a middle part and looks retarded or has any other haircut and looks hot asf

girl 1: yo did u see harper
girl 2: yea hes hot asf

by aarav patel the monkey July 27, 2023

harper adams

The agricultural university for those who don’t own farms and are destined to contract farm for the rest of their lives. Harper Adams students visit Aldi almost as frequently as the local std clinic.

I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the keys because you’re from Harper adams and you’ll come work for me - overheard at Rau

by John snow September 20, 2023

Chloe Harper

Chloe is the most beautiful girl, she has such a nice face and has the best personality ever. She has such a cute smile and she is a very funny girl, she always make you smile and she has the best jokes. She is very trustworthy and you can tell her anything, Whenever your upset Chloe will always cheer you up and make sure your ok.

Chloe Harper is a very nice character.

by Clicker1234 December 16, 2019

Harper

poop

“I just took a fat Harper!”

by katiethegreat March 4, 2022

Harper

Harper is a girl who will change the grooves and waves of your brain. Harper is smart, but not quite nerdy. Harper is funny, but not annoying. Harper is gorgeous. Harper is special. She is a warm hug and a pure soul. Harper is kind, but will stand up for anyone being treated wrong. Her hair is waves of chestnut brown, similar to her tan skin, but her striking green eyes make her stand out. She is the most enchanting, hilarious, free spirited, beautiful girl you will ever meet, with the voice of an angel. And yes, she was named after the author of “To Kill a Mockingbird”

guy1: “did you see that girl? She’s amazing!”
Guy2: “must be Harper”

by Missmisery11 March 11, 2025

Harper

Harper is a sexy beast who takes long strides while walking because he has a monsterous dick. He constantly walks with his hands in his pockets with a smile on his and is always on the sidelines during football games.

Person 1: “why he walk like that”

Person 2: “he has a monsterous dick”

Person 1: “is he a Harper?”
Person 2: “yup”

by Iheartbigmouthjay November 24, 2021

Harper

If you do a Harper you quit because you are salty

Oh he just did a Harper

by UnkownUser69 May 4, 2020