Sandy Handy

A Handjob at the beach but the hand as sand on it

"My friend got a Sandy handy at the beach yesterday."
"Damn man that's gotta hurt."

by Th517874 July 1, 2019

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Candy Handy

When someone licks their hands. coats it in pop rocks and gives a hand job.

Candy handy's are usually offered by bubblegum bimbo strippers and creepy dudes named Andy. -cba

by Altrockman July 4, 2019

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A Handy Ma'am is on par with a Handy Man. She may be handy in any variety of work. If something needs to be done well then get yourself a Handy Ma'am.

Example would be:
Handy Ma'am Massage
Handy Ma'am Roofing
Handy Ma'am Pet Care
Handy Ma'am Interiors

She is a handy ma'am if I ever saw one, like Rosie the Riveter.

by Handy Ma'am November 20, 2019

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handy on a rolly

The act of giving and/or receiving a hand job while riding a rollercoaster

quote by: Mackenzie Squire

Saturday is going to be our fourteen months and we’re going to be at Canada’s Wonderland.

“you should give him a handy on a rolly.”

by kenzsqui September 12, 2019

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Deep Handy

When your girl is giving you a hand job and she sticks her whole fist up your ass and punches your prostate

Yo, My girl was so horny the other night she gave me a Deep Handy and I blew my load all over the place.

by tongue_fu_master August 29, 2019

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Red Handy

When a menstruating woman pleasures herself and her dude walks in a catches her and he’s disgusted so to try and make it better she give him a hand job with her bloody hand.

Guy 1: Why is your dick red, I can’t put that in my mouth?
Guy 2: Oh, craziest thing, I caught your sister masturbating and to keep me from running and telling everyone, she gave me a Red Handy.
Guy 1: GROSS DUDE SHE’S ON HER PERIOD!
Guy 2: Haha, exactly.

by Captain Red Wing June 6, 2018

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