Metrosexual Thread Humper is taken from JR Ward's "Black Dagger Brotherhood" series of books. It refers to a man, who without actually being gay, has the expensive taste for high-end clothing most often associated with gay men.
man #1 - "Look at these awesome deals on sweaters at Gucci and Versace. I'm wearing the Louis Vuitton socks and underwear I bought after my mani/pedi."
man # 2- "dude, you are such a metrosexual thread humper."
man # 2- "dude, you are such a metrosexual thread humper."
by jasvond December 24, 2011
We all knew that Craig found pregnant women attractive, but I never realised that he was a bump humper.
by Wednesday Club King February 02, 2010
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by yuushee mywang November 26, 2008
A term commonly used when playing Left4Dead 2. It referrs to the special infected Jockey due to its ability to jump on the back of one's head and drive them into danger.
BACK HEAD HUMPER, BACK HEAD HUMPER, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!
by Jakitup January 21, 2011
Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.
This girl in my French class is a leg-humper.
by Shawn B. April 04, 2003