blue hose

It’s the only thing worse than getting blue balled. It’s when you are on the verge of unleashing your menacing cum flow and your partner squeezes your tip with force, blocking your cum from releasing until your cumming sensation subsides. You are then left with a painful and throbbing sensation throughout your whole tip and shaft.

Jared: I’m never hooking up with Jessie again
Zach: Why man? She’s hot!
Jared: Dude...she totally blue hosed me last night and I’m still feeling it.

Zach: That’s pretty shitty. Want some ice?

by JaredDE42 July 8, 2018

garden hose

a girl who is a player and cheats on all her boyfriends

John: Did you hear Alexa cheated on Brian?
Dan: Yeah, she’s such a garden hose.

by heywhatshanging May 27, 2018

man hose

A penis, it usually always sprays cum around.

I used my man hose to put out the fire on her tits.

by I am Hitler July 30, 2019

Nose hose

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.

When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

Mudflap Hosing

The act of a man urinating on a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"

Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."

by The Maester October 3, 2017

Hose pocket

The body part used for storing the mans penis (AKA hose)

Rachelle is my hose pocket, I love storing my hose up in my girls crotch!

by The Hose Monster/ GirthZilla September 29, 2012

hose painter

Jonny

Jonny is such a hose painter

by Jonny12358 April 25, 2023