Holy Penguin

The revered and feared penguin god who reigns in the Artic Circle. The Holy Pengiun sits on a throne made of ice, and eats the herring that the lesser penguins, bring in as triubte to the Holy Tuxedod One.

The holiest day for Penguin worshippers is December 21, the first day of winter, in which, in honor of the great Holy Penguin, we eat nothing but herring for a week, and on the eve of December 21, the Great Penguin rises out of the Artic Ocean flies across the world, giving presents to the good little children of the world

The Holy Penguin is an example of himself

by Trance December 28, 2003

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holy cheez-it

A cheez-it that god made.

OH MA LORD ITS A HOLY CHEEZ-IT

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Old and holy

What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.

Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.

by jazzrock August 26, 2008

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holy cool

An exclamation said when referring to something very cool

"Holy cool! look at that iPhone!"

"You can actually do that?! HOLY COOL!"

by Addoccini March 1, 2008

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Holy Kittats!

An alternative expression to the common phrase "Holy Cats," or "Holy Kittens!" This phrase brings representation to the in between (or teenage, if you will) stage of cat development, the Kittat.

Speaker 1:Guess what? Brett Favre threw four touchdowns today.
Speaker 2: Holy Kittats! That's a lot!

by Rearden Metal April 29, 2010

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