The revered and feared penguin god who reigns in the Artic Circle. The Holy Pengiun sits on a throne made of ice, and eats the herring that the lesser penguins, bring in as triubte to the Holy Tuxedod One.
The holiest day for Penguin worshippers is December 21, the first day of winter, in which, in honor of the great Holy Penguin, we eat nothing but herring for a week, and on the eve of December 21, the Great Penguin rises out of the Artic Ocean flies across the world, giving presents to the good little children of the world
The holiest day for Penguin worshippers is December 21, the first day of winter, in which, in honor of the great Holy Penguin, we eat nothing but herring for a week, and on the eve of December 21, the Great Penguin rises out of the Artic Ocean flies across the world, giving presents to the good little children of the world
The Holy Penguin is an example of himself
by Trance December 29, 2003
I was at the store when suddenly a chicken that a woman bought was still alive.
I was like HOLY THE FUCK
I was like HOLY THE FUCK
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by BarryTheBarktopus September 11, 2011
What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.
Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
by jazzrock July 29, 2008
An alternative expression to the common phrase "Holy Cats," or "Holy Kittens!" This phrase brings representation to the in between (or teenage, if you will) stage of cat development, the Kittat.
Speaker 1:Guess what? Brett Favre threw four touchdowns today.
Speaker 2: Holy Kittats! That's a lot!
Speaker 2: Holy Kittats! That's a lot!
by Rearden Metal April 29, 2010