adjective:
1. The act of having turtle sex, hillbilly style.
2. A sexual position with the male crouching and the woman laying face down under a coffee table with her waist lifted slightly off the ground, while the man holds a wiffle ball bat used to whack the woman over the head whenever she pops it out from the opposite side of the table.
"Man, she was ugly as shit but I was fresh out of bags, so we just had hillbilly turtle sex instead. It's the best kind of hate sex, too! It turns out a wiffle ball bat leaves no marks. She won't admit it after the fact, but I know she liked it."
the act of cramming ones penis into a smallanimal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.
dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!
Applying a temporary fix to something that has broken, or making something 'new' out of old broken parts. Common used 'parts' are bungi cords, duct tape, scrap-metal, electrical tape, super glue, ropes, old broken fans, motors, tire-rims, etc
I hillbilly rigged my computer-headset by taping 2 'broken' headsets together. One had a working mic. and the other had a working ear piece. I hope it lasts, I think I did a good job :)