An absolute freak in the sheets. Not merely adopted by Excel, but born into it, molded by it. A proper sheet hacker believes that 99% of the work done in spreadsheets is unnecessary. You will never catch a sheet hacker drowning you in a sea of "tips & tricks" to marginally improve your sheet game. Your process MUST be reduced to one button or less. A sheet hacker will upend the VBA documentation in search of a solution.
"Whoa, that sheet hacker automated our entire accounting process"
"I'm collecting unemployment because that sheet hacker put me out of a job"
"I'm collecting unemployment because that sheet hacker put me out of a job"
by ZoomerMalcontent June 5, 2023

It's that thing that programmers have when they encpunter a bug but have no idea how to solve it. The only known cure for the symptoms is black coffee.
In advanced phases of this desease, the patient might try to smash anything that lies in front of them, it is advisable in these occasions to use cat videos to alleviate these intents.
In advanced phases of this desease, the patient might try to smash anything that lies in front of them, it is advisable in these occasions to use cat videos to alleviate these intents.
by kovg April 14, 2019

by WITH MY BITCH (MY HOE!) February 17, 2022

by Zellie girl July 1, 2021

The most beautiful man to ever be alive. So charming, cute, and funny. His merch is so cute. He won the fight against Deji.
by VinVinHack June 17, 2021

by vinniecolesuperfan June 7, 2021

An individual who practices invasion of privacy in every nook of a victims personal life including but not limited to; electronics, mechanics, and stalking behaviors most always associated with The dark government a.k.a big brother.
There must be a rat hacker in the room because my radio is making static noises when it's not even plugged in.
by Chittyfidy May 10, 2017
