the grink

When your asshole is raw and hurts like hell, a direct result of having the shits.

No way!!!!I'm never eating mexican food and drinking draft beer again!!! I got the grink so bad I could cry!!!!

by Dingus1219 February 1, 2014

Gronk

Australian slang for a teenage shit kid. Can be applied to adults too.

"that gronk sauron narc'd on a guy for hacking him"

"those AOL gronks are so lame"

by IRoNGRoN September 19, 2005

Gronk

British Trainspotter speak for a class 08
diesel electric shunting loco. The BTC commissioned about 1100 of them back in the late 50s and a substantial number are still in traffic.

Gronks are sometimes known as Jockos

1V57 failed just outside Reading and they had to use a Gronk to haul it in out of the way.

by Brucester February 24, 2009

groinal

Pertaining to the groin, or being like the groin.

Link from "The Legend of Zelda" looks really groinal, you know?

by Sammich February 8, 2003

Gronk

The Scum of Society. Also known as "Deadbeat"

"He's such a gronk"

by FyouCK October 9, 2009

groinal squish

A term used in wrestling and military endurance training. Facing away from your oponant who might be up against a wall you back heel kick the groin specifically the bulge in his pants. In extreme jock to jock fighting it is not uncommon to have the nuts wasted and the cock hammered flat into the abdoman. See www.jockstomp.com for similar consenting jock to jock foot to crotch contact.

The consequences of continually being bronco kicked resulted in a complete groinal squish with no future posibility for baby making.

by Mar Wo January 23, 2008

Gronk'd

To be owned, shown up, or humiliated by an opponent, esp. in American football and other sports.

The founder of this term was Rob Gronkowski, tight end for the New England Patriots. In one football game, he dragged James Laurinaitis, who had tried to tackle him, five yards down the field and across the goal line. Gronk got the touchdown and Laurinaitis was "Gronk'd."

The lesson: never try to tackle Gronk, or you'll get Gronk'd.

See Gronked

Jack: hahaha did you see Troy Polamalu try to tackle Rob Gronkowski?

Ana: haha it looks like Gronk is giving Troy Polamalu a piggy-back ride. Man, that poor guy got seriously Gronk'd.

by El Zo March 20, 2014