while on patrol in vietnam i was walking through the jungle when some rice gobblers leapt from behind a bush and i was amazed that they all fit behind that small shrub
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You receive an email from your micro-managing, control-freak supervisor asking you to complete a task which makes as much sense as giving chicken feathers. You shout, "Ahh cock-gobbler"
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Well, Larry really knew how to eat me good. that man is a twat gobbler. he just jambed his tounge and i "o'd" like never before!!
by Hryttereanna July 26, 2006
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by Nicholas D May 8, 2007
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Chris - petey you little log gobbler wtf did you do to my welcome home mat.
Pete - i was log gobbling on your front porch when things got out of hand.
Chris - never ever return to my house.
Pete - i was log gobbling on your front porch when things got out of hand.
Chris - never ever return to my house.
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