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green light anxiety 

That nervous feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you are stopped in a long line of cars at a red light. When the light turns green you hope to God you make it through before if turns red again.
After waiting 5 minutes at a red light, my green light anxiety set in bad when cars did not move fast enough when the light finally turned green.
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Island green 

On traffic light: the first 5 seconds of the red light.
K. Arsenault: " He run them over like bowling pins."
J. Arsenault: "Well, they should have known better than crossing on Island green."
Island green by sashalav April 29, 2019

Redland Green School 

Redland green school is a public school in Bristol. 90% of the students are white and it’s a school where all the private schools call it poor and the public schools call it rich. Also it’s filled with drugs and the teachers are pretty shite.
Rich kid: you go to redland green school??
Rgs kid: yeah

Rich kid: bruh u poor
State school kid: ay fam u go to redland green school? You rich.

The Green Monster

When fucking a chick with green hair from behind...you pull out and shoot your semen over her head while also playing the final out of the 2004 World Series saying Boston is the World Champs.
Tom: How did you date go last night Chris
Chris: It went awesome!! We went back to my place after dinner, and I gave her The Green Monster!

Arizona Green Tea 

The greatest drink known to man.

What the ancient greeks referred to as ambrosia
Oh man, a large can of Arizona Green Tea is only 99 cents!
Arizona Green Tea by Emerys November 18, 2007

Hank Green 

Hank Green, famous musical artist, Vlogger, and the creator of VidCon, according to his brother John Green (Author), is the second largest ocean in the world. Hank is also an adorable drunk princess.
Have you ever swam in Hank Green?

Did you see Hank Green on the news?
Hank Green by NFFL! August 23, 2014

Green-Apple-Quick-Step 

Diarrhea. This is a southern term. It comes from people who ate apples when they were green, and not yet red. Then thye would obviously run to the toilet.
"I told that boy he'd get the Green-Apple-Quick-Step from them berries!"
"Man, Mexican food always gives me the Green-Apple-Quick-Step."
Green-Apple-Quick-Step by Macsotsu January 30, 2005