grasping at straws

When you're on the spot and you're looking to say some concrete shit but you have nothing to say.

Donald Rumsfeld explained to the committee where the WMD's were, but he was clearly grasping at straws.

by Shigity Bap May 16, 2005

California grass

It's a synonym for weed, marijuana.

in the beatles song "Get Back":

Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass

by aszdefrg October 22, 2010

grass and tortilla

when you rip out someone's pubic hairs (grass)

and put it in a used up condom (tortilla)
then you have a traditional grass and tortilla meal.

commonly known as G&T

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Sharon and Tony G&T'ed last night.
Girl 2: What's G&T?
Girl 1: Grass and Tortilla
Girl 2: Oh that sounds yummy! Can I get one from Chipotle?
Girl 1: *no comment...*

The leftover G&T and little blond, curly hairs stuck to the condom by the semen. Delicious.

by DoorKnobKnock June 4, 2011

Snake in the Grass

Your girlfriend's "Guy Friend" who never chooses to talk about you with her, comment on pictures of you and her, and never ever makes an effort to meet you. The worst part is, your innocent girlfriend will always deny and defend him because he's seemingly so "nice and friendly" when you call his actions out.

He's the Punk Bitch who secretly loves your girlfriend and will strike at any weak moment in your relationship.

"Man, that guy is a real SNAKE IN THE GRASS... better look out for him"

by Gh0st01 November 18, 2009

Grasping at Straws

Making wild and often times unbelievable assumptions or using far fetched ideas and possibilities to reach the desired conclusion.

The police were trying to make a conviction, but they were just grasping at straws.

by Gramarye June 16, 2008

White Glassing

Whenever you drink Cough Syrup in order to get high and hallucinate.

DylanAlex, Freddy Brutal, and Billie Carol are going to be White Glassing on Delsym later.

by DylanAlex October 19, 2008

Grasshopper Sarcasm

When in conversation, person A says something that person B knows is sarcastic but cannot detect the sarcasm in person A's voice. Derives from when a grasshopper is in the grass and you know it is there but you cannot see it.

After Steve has had a mild day of work/school mainly consisting of fooling around.
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"

by Monsieur Monsieur October 11, 2013