Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Rockin the Gonge

Getting so high that you begin to see Jesus on numerous occasions.

Jay - "No wonder hes seeing Jesus dude, hes Rockin the Gonge!!!"

by Will46582 July 1, 2009

Gong Dong

When you use your penis as a mallet and hit a gong to make a makeshift vibrator using the vibrations of the gong.

“Man, broke my emergency vibrator.”
Bruh, gong dong

by Hampture April 19, 2021

Gong

Something that looks very ugly

You look like a gong in those jeans

by Stitch uhv September 16, 2018

Gong

Always Remember What The Gong Symbolizes:

Peace, Love, Harmony,Payback,The Comeback, Retribution,The Change for the Better,Beginning of Victory, Calling the Gods or Neighbors, Beginning of the end of the Problem,Calling the People to the Alarm,Sessions of Pleasure, Baby Birth

And sometimes it symbolizes something stupid has happened. .

Hit the Gong call the Supernatural

by HaloTheHalo August 1, 2023

gong gang

When the band percussionist is so good looking 🪇, he has to wear condoms to the gig

Jeff is so hot! Gong Gang!

by JustonWook July 27, 2023

Ling Gong

A person who attacks anyone pro-China.

Person A: I think China is an OK country.
Person B: No, China is a shitty place.
Person A: Thanks for crapping on my opinion, Ling Gong...

by simp2000 September 3, 2020