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Slay and Glaze

To have sexual intercourse with a female and then cover said female with ejaculate.
At the BBQ, I told Mark's younger sister that I wanted to Slay and Glaze her. I took her down Conan-style. She was no match for my sword. Plus, she was amenable when I told her that she was gonna get glazed like a Dunkin'.
by gaucho14 March 23, 2009
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glazed pecan

A vagina after sex or after being at a beach all day in Mississippi, giving it a layer to make it looked glazed over.
See Becky over there? I'm gonna give her a glazed pecan tonight!

My vagina is so sweaty after today it looks like my grandma's glazed pecan pie!
by glazedpecan October 28, 2015
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triple glazing

(v) sex act involving ejaculating onto all orafices (heterosexual sex)
1) Richard wasn't sure if he could handle Pamela's request for triple glazing that evening, so he invited his buddies over to help.
by rightmac September 10, 2010
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maple glaze

Jay: I just put all my maple glaze on Katie earlier.
Tim: Your what??
Jay: My maple glaze man. I came all over her! My cum was everywhere.
Tim: Oh ok.
by Token1 July 2, 2015
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glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.
I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.
by Captain Underpaints February 4, 2015
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Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.
Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.
by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022
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Glazed Tuna

When you find a fish and slip it in butter to slide up your asshole.
I gave my self an old Glazed tuna last night. I've been shitting out scales all day.
by JRfoR34Lnigga July 13, 2014
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