guru

Gifted Unlimited Ruler Universal, one half of the rap duo Gangstarr (fka Keithy E & aka Baldhead Slick).

"But I can see through you/'cause I'm the GURU" - Take It Personal ("Daily Operation" - Gangstarr, 1992)

by Sifu September 26, 2003

Guru

Winner of many awards for example-

Badass of the millennium
Chickmagnet of the year
Chicks love this guy award
Smartass of the year
Smartest man alive
Sexiset man alive
You know you want to be this guy award of the year

I want to be Guru

by Badass60002 November 18, 2018

Jai Guru DeVa Om

I don't want you to understand a word I am saying, so I will pretend I am from a different country.

In response to questions such as "Where is the nearest bathroom?" you can answer "Jai Guru DeVa Om" and make people think you are either Scottish or Australian.

by White Dude With The Fro April 18, 2010

Guru

A hacker who knows everything there is to know about a given OS, language, whatever.

The UNIX guru set up a hack-proof server in under an hour.

by Pope Smot, BSC April 24, 2003

Beauty Guru

Someone trying to be someone that they are not or beauty teacher.

I'm a famous beauty guru.

by takla master January 20, 2015

guru

1. a common misspelling of GURL when an iPhone autocorrects.

2. an exclamation similar to "GIRL!" to show astonishment or surprise.

Guru, you are acting cray-cray.

by Guru Gurl June 16, 2011

guru

Master

One who teaches his or her students

guru, aap kaise hai?

by Srirup Das April 12, 2006