"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.
by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010
mugGet the Pounded like a rented gerbilmug.
That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders
Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.
by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011
mugGet the Apple Sunshine Gerbil Swishermug.

remove gerbil from horn

some brass players have a problem with this. Oftentimes, a small mammal is
lodged inside the horn.
French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!
by 420hitter December 4, 2002
mugGet the remove gerbil from hornmug.

hung like a bull gerbil

It is simply the opposite of being hung like a gerbil. A man with small genitals. But if he says it about himself he is a confident man who hits the G-spot everytime.
by thefunnybrothers November 4, 2013
mugGet the hung like a bull gerbilmug.

gerbil bunny foo-foo

My boyfriend's weiner
Look! It's gerbil bunny foo- foo! MAAAAAASSSTERRR!
by Jehub Garafilatt October 17, 2003
mugGet the gerbil bunny foo-foomug.
The time when a person is having difficulty concentrating.
"Wow, Bart hasn't been his usual self today. I guess his gerbil fell off the wheel."
by John Martins July 6, 2008
mugGet the [Gerbil] fell off the wheelmug.
Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.
That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.
by Richard Kraft August 28, 2006
mugGet the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martinmug.

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