Type of guy to care about his eye brows, will floss them until perfect. He loves to drink orange juice in the mornin plucked from his own plant, and will typically squeeze the juice with his feet, as he specializes in feet work.
by Alic Montgomery January 1, 2021
Get the Scott Gatesmug. by berreall March 30, 2009
Get the iron gatesmug. When someone denies a pregnant lady Portillos chocolate cake without good reason resulting in an uprising.
by searchie #3 October 8, 2012
Get the Portillo-gatemug. A whore of the worst time. Spends more time on their knees than on their feet. Gives it up for nothing.
Eww, that Elizabeth girl is such a frizzy gates, I mean seriously, she gave it up to Leitz for FREE.
by Subha Sized March 1, 2009
Get the Frizzy Gatesmug. (verb) To delegate and delete a task that was emailed to you, absolving yourself of any future responsibility related to said task.
Co-worker: "Did you finish formatting that new TPS report cover sheet I emailed you about?"
You: "I delete-gated it to Mike. You better ask him."
You: "I delete-gated it to Mike. You better ask him."
by Nick Rassenti July 26, 2007
Get the delete-gatemug. Any problem with a Microsoft computer system caused by an inadvertent reboot that can only be fixed for some reason by rebooting again.
My power went out and kicked my desktop. It was all messed up. I rebooted it and now it's clean. It's the fucking Gates Paradox.
by STPotter November 21, 2007
Get the Gates Paradoxmug. Like nasty little bugs they clog up the 'follicles' of the gate boarding process. An itchy irritant that further fuels the stress of modern day air travel. They merge and swarm when anything is announced, even '10 minutes until we board' will draw out the most aggressive gate lice to hover around the boarding area, slowing everything down and infuriating considerate travelers.
Ive learned its also not always as simple as the lice being drawn by overhead luggage needs. After years of travel, I have learned that gate lice are a genetic form, not dissimilar to the steerage passengers of the past. The issue is not with them, (they will be drawn to an open gate like a moth to a flame) the issue lies with the airline who make the mistake of mixing such unsophisticated passengers with the noble, 1st class executive class.
Ive learned its also not always as simple as the lice being drawn by overhead luggage needs. After years of travel, I have learned that gate lice are a genetic form, not dissimilar to the steerage passengers of the past. The issue is not with them, (they will be drawn to an open gate like a moth to a flame) the issue lies with the airline who make the mistake of mixing such unsophisticated passengers with the noble, 1st class executive class.
You may have to get physical when wading through gate lice at a gate.
I hope we don't see too many gate lice today, they have been more agressive recently.
I hope we don't see too many gate lice today, they have been more agressive recently.
by Freightbadger June 6, 2023
Get the Gate Licemug.